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"The Lizard Child : Funny Youtube Videos"
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"I murder drifters and use their hair to make little dolls. Oh, you meant at work! My biggest weakness is that I'm a perfectionist.'"
"There was a Spanish magician... And he was performing for a crowd. He told the crowd that he would dissapear into thin air. So he counted: UNO! DOS! And he dissapeared without a tres."
"estoy embarazada - Mi amor, estoy embarazada. Que te gustaria que fuera? - Una broma?."
"A bunch of police officers were outside of a gas station today Apparently someone threw a case of beer ontop of his baby. The baby is okay though, it was a light beer"
"Sign in restaurant window: ""Eat now - Pay waiter."""
"Here's a handy trick. When people are talking to you, nod and think about other stuff."
"Back in my day there were only 151 Pokemon When they added more, my only question was ""Y"""
"I find that corn fields are the best places to vent your frustrations... ...because they're all ears."
"What do you call a bee that lives in the US? USB ^^ I'll show myself out..."