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Joke of the Day

"Got in a fight about the Treaty of Versailles. I said the German fines were too punitive; the guy at Starbucks said buy something or leave."

"For my photography project, I took my camera to a strip club Everyone in my photos came out a little over-exposed."

"Atheists don't seem to recognize church is worth it for the bake sales alone. God, or no god, those are good Brownies."

"They say it takes talent to keep making movies after 50 Apparently they haven't said this to Steven Seagal"

"A feminist once told me that there are no documented cases of ""bra burning"" in history that's just herstory"

"How to Get There by Ridya Bike"

"What is an Hommish woman's fantasy? Two Mennonite"

"This is my best knock-knock joke *""Knock Knock""* ""Who's there"" *""Whoo""* ""Whoo-hoo"" *""Happy to see me?""*"

"i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her he thinks we're growing up too fast ""they're in there daring each other to eat dog food"""

"I just drank some honey wine I'm feeling pretty buzzed."