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Joke of the Day

"For my photography project, I took my camera to a strip club Everyone in my photos came out a little over-exposed."

"Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!"

"How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram."

"What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce? A seizure salad."

"A Mocking Bird Knock Knock Who's there? Who's there? Who's there who? Who's there who?"

"Chuck Norris was orginally casted as the main character for salt but then they changed it to Angelia Jolie, look at her face now."

"GUYS! You'll never guess what I just did for a Klondike Bar! I took my wallet out of my back pocket and gave the cashier $1.29, plus tax."

"Impaired Sex I heard having sex with a mentally impaired person has its ups....... .....and Downs"

"""sir do u know why i pulled u over"" *shrugs* ""License- *hands cop box of crayons* ""sir plea- *hands cop coloring book* *cop starts coloring*"

"People who go to the store and buy the single roll of toilet paper must not have an optimistic view of their life expectancy."