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Joke of the Day

"This is my best knock-knock joke *""Knock Knock""* ""Who's there"" *""Whoo""* ""Whoo-hoo"" *""Happy to see me?""*"

"Roses are red Violets are Glorious Don't play hide and go seek with Oscar Pistorius."

"I've watched three episodes of ""I Shouldn't Be Alive"" tonight, adding ""outdoor enthusiast and survival expert"" to my online dating profile."

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."

"Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy."

"Which political party do the letters A through Y affiliate with. The Not-Z Party"

"Good slumber party questions: - What's the furthest underground you've ever eaten a burger - How many necks have you touched - What's pesto"

"There is no solid evidence of global warming... ...it all melted."

"I brought a can of WD-40 with me on a first date It had been a while since my last date, and I was afraid I might be a little rusty."

"Made yah look."