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Joke of the Day

"This is my best knock-knock joke *""Knock Knock""* ""Who's there"" *""Whoo""* ""Whoo-hoo"" *""Happy to see me?""*"

"Why couldn't the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter? Because it was too Win+D"

"What is Jared's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period."

"*wears one gryffindor and one slytherin sock to work to represent the internal human struggle between good and evil*"

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"My mum asked me if I had taken my lizard for a walk... ... I told her I was goanna do it later."

"If I had $1 for every time a girl has rejected me... I wouldn't be single anymore"

"Twitter should offer Shkreli his account back for $10,000 and if he agrees say sorry and suddenly raise the price 5600%"

"At least dogs look at you when you're talking with them as if to say, hell yeah I'd talk to you, but I'm a dog."

"My most favorite joke Boy to shopkeeper : Do you have fairness cream ?. Shopkeeper : Yes. Boy : Then why dont you apply to your daughter :D ."