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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever seen the movie called ""Constipated""? Well it never came out."

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Haha, don't be silly. Feminists can't change anything!"

"I was just reading about the Volkswagen fiasco recently, and something puzzled me. It's not like Germans to get gas emissions wrong."

"""Enjoying your day off?"" - what Jewish people say to each other on Christmas."

"Call me self-indulgent, but I only stay in motels that advertise ""color TV"" and ""air-conditioning"" on their sign out front."

"My friend David had his ID stolen So now I just call him Dav."

"Cop: ""Sir, what's in the bottle next to you? Me: ""It's water"" Cop: ""Sir, this is wine"" Me: ""What? Jesus! He did it again!"""

"A team of scientists have invented a pill for sufferers of Alzheimer's to take daily. They didn't think that through did they?"

"What i if told you... You the read first line wrong... And the second... Yeah Downvote me because feel you stupid."

"When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?) you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say? My little joke"