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Joke of the Day
"All my life I've wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it."
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"How should justice be brought about on criminal semites? By judge and jew-ry."
"just witnessed a salmon shitting out its ovaries. it winked at me and said 'that's how i roe.'"
"Where is the lift? American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language."
"Every time a woman takes off something she looks better, but every time a man takes off something he looks worse."
"I know my mum has a dildo because I hear her drawer slam shut every night before she switches off her light in the next room... ...I wish this was a joke."
"When people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years... ""I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision!"""
"Last night I tried to go out for an Italian Meal, but there was a huge, fat woman standing in the doorway. I couldn't get pasta."
"I just gave birth... I had a cow."
"""Hey dad! Did you get a haircut?"" ""No. I got them all cut."""