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Joke of the Day
"Two jokes walk into a bar... Where's the punchline?"
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"My favorite moment is the 5 minutes every day when coffee overlaps with wine."
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"[at parent-teacher night] Teacher:*looking at my coffee tumbler* I see you're a coffee enthusiast, too Me: Coffee? Oh...yeah, coffee*wink*"
"I have been a prostitute for 40 years and I only have one piece of advice. Always enjoy the small things."