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Joke of the Day

"to cause mass hysteria at a wedding, slowley turn the volum down when the ""shout"" song says ""a litle bit louder now, a litle bit louder now"""

"I nearly bought a car today but had a lucky escape when I checked the fine print I discovered it had driver aids ..!"

"I don't understand women. I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it."

"You guys know any Sodium jokes? Na."

"If a girl texts you and asks if you think she's fat and you try to respond ""Nooo"" autocorrect changes it to ""Moo"" so that's pretty cool."

"What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW? ... I don't have a new BMW in my garage."

"I bet Islamic women have a hard time tagging their girlfriends on Facebook."

"Did you know frogs can jump higher than houses? This is for two reasons: 1. Frogs have extremely strong hind legs. 2. Houses can't jump."

"Is the Capitol of Kansas pronounced ""Wichitay"" or ""Wichitah?"" It's pronounced ""Topeka."""

"Why do men like breasts so much? They prove men can concentrate on two things at once."