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Joke of the Day

"I have a disorder where I see Tom Jones lyrics wherever I go But it's not unusual"

"""You have a BA? Ooooh! Look at you! Well, I have a BA, an MA, & a PhD."" - 3rd degree burn"

"To the person who created the first ""Knock, Knock"" joke.... That person should totally have won the No Bell prize."

"Vodka & Vicodin are the answer. I have no idea what the hell the question was."

"9/10 people think that mobbing at work is okay..."

"Conspiracy theories aren't real. They're all lies made by the government."

"Why do political yes-men use so much Raid? Because they're sycophants!"

"*NSFW-ish* Two nuns Two nun's are crossing the road when a vampire jumps out. Nun 1 turns to Nun 2 and says ""Quick, show him your cross"" Nun 2 turns to the Vampire and says ""Oi, Fuck off!"""

"Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth."

"Knock. Knock. Oh. Hang on a minute..... I haven't thought this through.."