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Joke of the Day

"When I jerk off I'm not a fancy restaurant about it, I'm more like McDonalds Fast, easy, and you don't have to get out of the car"

"Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke? Because he is the one who knocks."

"My boss just choked on a breath mint. It was a tough decision to do the Heimlich maneuver because he really needed that mint."

"My friend called me from a private number last night so I just returned the favor by knocking on his door with a ski mask on."

"How do you make a dog smile? Suck its dick."

"[OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man."

"What's the correct instrument for measuring how fat your mom is? A size-mom-meter"

"Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet? Har e-potter."

"Did you hear about the two antennae who got married? The wedding was okay, but the reception was GREAT"

"On Chick-fil-a... Do they realize they're serving cock between buns?"