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Joke of the Day

"What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons? Arr! It's driving me nuts!"

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... ...but then I turned myself around."

"Why is Divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."

"A Mexican magician says that he can disappear on the count of three Uno Dos ...POOF He disappeared without a tres"

"I like my women like I like my wine. 5 years old and locked in a cellar. (I CAN FEEL THE RETRIBUTION ALREADY)"

"Going to Paris is like inverted anal sex. Wives are always trying to pressure their husbands into doing it."

"A blonde walks into a bar. Ouch."

"What did the blonde name her pet Zebra? Spot"

"I'm so broke this chrismas... I'm just going to wrap batteries with a note that says ^*s ^ ^"

"I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching Genders."