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Joke of the Day

"What is white on top and black on the bottom? Society"

"Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift? A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register."

"Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor? Because he didn't feel well."

"Soon as I finish untangling these earphones I'm goin to google who made them & I'm going to ask them to invent shoelaces that tie themselves"

"Damn girl Just $5 for a blowjob? You have syphigonnaidsitis or something?"

"Sorry, cancer kids. Our prayers are going elsewhere. RT @KimKardashian: So scared I'm not gonna make my flight to Australia! Pray I make it!"

"I don't watch wedding shows and get excited about getting married but I do watch Dateline and get excited about being murdered."

"I asked an Indian if he likes custard He said, ""not in general."""

"Remember busy signals? Crazy times."

"i went to middle school with a kid named jonathan math. poor dude was HORRIBLE at math. the expectations of his last name weighed too heavy"