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Joke of the Day

"Sorry, cancer kids. Our prayers are going elsewhere. RT @KimKardashian: So scared I'm not gonna make my flight to Australia! Pray I make it!"

"Why couldn't Joe get to home? He was a Mets fan."

"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here!"" Mushroom says, ""Come on, I'm a fungi!"""

"People who talk with your phone on speaker like it's a Star Trek Communicator - we're trying to have a society here. And everyone hates you."

"I was banned from guitar class because of an inappropriate reaction to ""let's practice your fingering technique"""

"How do you kill a one-legged fox? Make him run across Canada."

"Donuts 360GlazeitFaggot"

"I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, ""Dude, it's 2016 you can use any printer you want."""

"Just ignore me !"

"What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain."