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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor? Because he didn't feel well."
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"This dishwasher sucks. It's already ruined three of my paper plates."
"How are children like eggs? They both taste better after you beat them."
"So two mushrooms walk into an elevator. One turns to the other and says, ""There's not mushroom in here is there?"""
"My wifes birthday My wife asked me for something that went from 0-200 insanely fast. Bought her a pair of scales"
"[Scene: Cloud City. Two men fight each other with lightsabers] Mario: You-a kill my father! Wario: No. I am-a your father. Mario: Mama-mia!"
"[GOP debate] JOHN KASICH: my dad was a mailman so i understand our nation's struggles MODERATOR: what how JK: i went through everyone's mail"
"I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes. All of the good ones argon."
"Hamburger A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""
"What's the difference between my grandma and a baby? My grandma doesn't die when I fuck her."