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Joke of the Day
"Grandma, the words are very similar, but you ""butt dialed"" me. You didn't booty call me."
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"I am a feminist. Unless you tell me to go and bring you a sandwich. I'm also a waitress."
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"*watching an old Lassie show Me: How come you can't do those things? Dog (mutters): If we had a well I'd push you into it."
"What did one ape say to the the other ape? ""What did one ape say to the other ape. """
"What's a black mans' least favourite ice cream van? Mr Whippy."
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"I have a sixth sense of humor. I laugh at dead people."