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Joke of the Day

"What shoes are hard to wear? Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share."

"I drive a 5 wheeler... But ones in the trunk"

"Did you hear about the blood drive organizer from Portland who died in a car crash? He was an Oregon donor."

"Man, Helen Keller would have been fun to party with. She's always blacked out."

"She said I was average. That's just mean."

"What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave? Mind if I Slytherin?"

"me *sees wife's cheesecake* future me [sent here to warn me what would happen if I ate it] *knocks on the front door* me *already eating it*"

"A skink and a skunk had a baby what did they call it? Bustamante. After the grandfather."

"What do Trump and lip stick have in common? Both make Hillary Clinton more attractive."

"I think Mayweather misread the boxing guidebook You're suppose to hug your girlfriend and beat the enemy fighter."