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Joke of the Day
"Why cant a bike stand up by itself? It's two tired."
Next Joke
"what is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs..."
"I wish my grass was emo..... So it would cut itself"
"Wanna hear a joke? Never mind. I was going to make a black joke but I'll slave it for later? Wanna hear a virginity joke? Never mind, I lost it."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Likalotapus."
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Either have they."
"Me: SORRY I HAVE TO HANG UP I'M HEADING INTO A TUNNEL * hangs up land-line *"
"Joke I prefer my scotch the same as my women...16 years old and mixed up with coke"
"The grammar teacher said ""In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative."" A student replied... ""Yeah, right!"""
"Why were the Soviets able to beat the Western Allies to Berlin? Because they were Russian!"