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Joke of the Day

"I used to complain about the bright car lights in my rear view mirror I removed it awhile ago, and haven't looked back since."

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"On the 1st episode of Casper the Friendly Ghost, Casper the Friendly Boy was eaten by a clown behind his grandparents' barn."
"A astronomer friend of mine told me a space joke... I didn't get it, it was way above my head."
"You know what I have found always kills the mood? The noise from a rape alarm"
"The fact that we all attempt to look nice and go out and drink ourselves to death is proof that life is fucking terrible."
"A little boy and his father are walking in a cemetery ...and come across a gravestone that reads ""here lies a lawyer and a good man"" The boy asks his father ""Dad, why did they bury 2 men in 1 grave?"""
"How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate? She was reading her lips."
"What did the Italian bloodsucker say on his first date? I'm no Cassa Nova, but I've been called a Roman tic."
"How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb? Juan."
"What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons? Jose and Hose-B"