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Joke of the Day

"I used to complain about the bright car lights in my rear view mirror I removed it awhile ago, and haven't looked back since."

"What is another term for ob gyn? A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons"

"How are black people like Christmas lights? Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright"

"Whats brown and sticky A stick"

"Stop trying to make small talk with me in an elevator. It's 2013. Stare at your phone like a normal person"

"What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees."

"What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police? A small medium at large."

"My Boyfriend: Why are you so dramatic? Me: (Getting eaten by a lion)"

"what do you call a liberal humanitarian with a broken toaster lack toast and tolerant"

"What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? (And no, the answer is NOT ""nun"".) filet mig-none"