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Joke of the Day

"Joke I prefer my scotch the same as my women...16 years old and mixed up with coke"

"What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party? I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy."

"What do you call two lesbians in a closet? Licker cabinet."

"A low battery and full bladder is the new torture."

"I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me."

"Five Construction Workers Walk Into a Bar They should have been looking where they were going"

"Robin: ""Let me drive the Batmobile!"" Batman: ""Never. I'd rather let Superman."" *wall breaks down* Superman: ""OMG really??"" Batman: ""No."""

"Not a catfish. Just behind on my lip waxing."

"What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand? A churro."

"Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?"