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Joke of the Day
"Joke I prefer my scotch the same as my women...16 years old and mixed up with coke"
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"Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back"
"Someone stoly my Microsoft Office And they're gonna pay. You have my Word."
"Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage"
"What does the KKK use to bake cookies? White flour!"
"Obama says he's pro-vaccine, GOP comes out against it. Now Obama needs to express his support for breathing."
"Weekend special: What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk? My zipper"
"Beethoven hyping the crowd. Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY? *crowd cheers* Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"Little known fact, Alvin wore the big A on his shirt because he slept around."
"My Grandfather had the heart of a Lion and a lifetime BAN from the city Zoo."