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Joke of the Day

"Setting off the security sensor when exiting a store should involve a trap door or at least a big net that scoops the suspect up."

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"Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job."
"Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!"
"Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs."
"Let's Play Horse I'll be the front end and you be yourself."
"Did you hear about the fly on the toilet? He got pissed off."
"Non-consensual sex burns more calories than consensual sex."
"[having sex with centaur] ME: *man that fortune cookie was spooky accurate*"
"An atheistic dyslexic... Believes there is no Dog."
"I was trying to have sex with my wife on Thanksgiving But she was too busy making dinner, Turkey shot down my jet"