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Joke of the Day

"Let's Play Horse I'll be the front end and you be yourself."

"It's so awkward when a bird arrives back at its nest and the worms in its mouth realise that wasn't just a free aerial tour of the city."

"I'm writing a book on how to be sneaky... ...It's a lurk in progress."

"Bae joke Bae: Come over Me: Wrong spelling"

"Yes it was my birthday. I'm going to start lying about my age, but say I'm older so people say how good I look for 47."

"What's James bonds fettish? Bondage"

"OC why do doctors check their patients reflexes? Because they get a kick out of it"

"Donald - Knock knock Hilary- Who's there? Donald - Interrupting Donald Trump Hilary - Interrupting Don--- Donald - WRONG!"

"I get so excited when someone brings out the cake at a birthday party because that means I can leave soon."

"Who is Donald Trumps favorite Pixar character? WALL-E"