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"Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!"
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"[Rogue One Spoilers] What is the empire's favorite kind of font? Sans Scarif"
"After much debate comparing early black communities to modern during all these officer related shootings They have decided water hoses weren't so bad"
"I wish my wife was one of those government agents who aren't allowed to talk about what they did at work all day."
"SIRGEN = A Slut that acts like a VIRGIN"
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"You can't say happiness without saying penis. Coincidence ? I think NOT..."
"kids telling dirty jokes http://www.vice.com/series/kids-telling-dirty-jokes best. shit. ever."
"How many policemen does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"Clark Kent: *sits glasses on counter* Lois Lane: Who are you and where did the new countertop come from?"