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Joke of the Day
"i wonder if china has fancy plates called america"
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"Two blondes are waiting at a traffic light One says ""It's green."" The other ponders a few seconds, then replies ""A frog"""
"""Interested in mail enhancement?"" Me: u mean 'male' enhancement ""No. [whispering] what if I told u I could get ur mail like so fast bro"""
"Did you know cats can jump higher than houses? This is because houses don't."
"Why are 490 Romans are funny ? Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here"
"Next time somebody tries to argue using statistics.... Remind them that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."
"Why don't orphans play professional Baseball? They don't know where home is."
"How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes? Like this."
"Spilled my bottle of sleeping pills, and now they're wide awake."
"Why does vegan cheese taste bad? It hasn't been tested on mice."