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Joke of the Day

"i wonder if china has fancy plates called america"

"I named my penis ""Secret"" Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"

"What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar? Log jam."

"Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked."

"Venison... is dear."

"When is the Quran accurate? When it's thrown from a short distance."

"Sushi A and Sushi B Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? A: WASSUP B?"

"How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man? Ten minutes."

"Black guy just told me ""Stay up playa"" but didnt say until what time and I usually go to bed around 11 so not sure what to do now."

"Did you know that the Shitzu and Bulldog breeds can never crossbreed ever? Just kidding, that's bullshit."