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Joke of the Day

"Just checked into hotel in Miami. They have a separate pool for redheaded people. I thought we were past this."

"What do women share in common with a condoms? They spend more time in your wallet than on your cock."

"Why don't Dallas Cowboy fans take their wives to the football games? 'Cause they jump the fence and eat the grass."

"How do mathematicians scold their children? ""If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."""

"Don't tell me about how you ""dressed up"" your baby for a special occasion. If you're wearing something you can shit in you aren't dressed up"

"How do you cut down a hipster tree? A suuh dude!"

"What's long, hard and covered in blood? The Boston Marathon!"

"I'm pretty gullible Or at least what they tell me"

"Being in middle management is like being a toilet seat... Look up and you see a bunch of arseholes, look down and all you see are shits."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaayyyyy! Sounds better with a stereotypical SOA biker voice. I'll show myself out."