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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a duck sing? Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers"

"If Apple releases a car... will it have Windows?"

"That Old Man An Old man knocked on my door and asked for the donation towards the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water."

"I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember."

"There are times when I miss you so bad, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body."

"Close your eyes. Picture a world without hunger. Open your eyes. I ate your sandwich."

"In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes."

"you hear about the indian chief that drank a case of tea he died in his tee pee"

"Facebook told me my new password was too long... All I typed in was ""My Dick""."

"Why did the sick eagle get deported? Because he was an illeagle."