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Joke of the Day

"What did the chicken say before it crossed the road? I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!"

"Every time my friend plays with his xbox... She is left thinking that they are getting back together."

"I respect older people because they made it through school without Google OR Wikipedia."

"If two wrongs do not make a right, What do two rights make? An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high"

"Argon walks into a bar. And the bartender says, ""We don't serve Noble Gasses in here!"" Argon does not react."

"When is a door not a door When it's ajar"

"I approach. ""Girl are you a couch? Cuz I'm gonna try & fail to pick you up."" She laughs. ""I'm Jen."" My training hasn't prepared me for this."

"A governor is being inaugurated and there are snipers on buildings and based on my work in video games I'm offended I wasn't asked to help."

"I saw this really fit girl in the nightclub last night and she was wearing a chessboard patterned shirt..... So, I made a move on her."

"Knock knock! ""Who's there?"" ""L.A."" ""L.A. who?"" ""L.A. who Akbar!"""