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Joke of the Day

"I saw this really fit girl in the nightclub last night and she was wearing a chessboard patterned shirt..... So, I made a move on her."

"When I die I want my body donated to science Specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead people back to life."

"Bad news. I just held a test strip in my Twitter stream, and it turns out you're all pregnant."

"What do you call a group of JD Salingers? A Humble Hindi Bundle."

"Did you hear about the man with no arms or legs that swam the English channel? What a cleverdick..."

"A tourist asks a man in uniform ""Are you a policeman?"" ""No I am an undercover detective."" ""So why are you in uniform?"" ""Today is my day off."""

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !"

"Did you know the weather is just like a Muslim? It's either Sunni or it's Shiite."

"No plastic surgeon will help me! I have really giant hands and I'd like to make them smaller, but every time I ask the doctor for a hand-job I get kicked out."