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Joke of the Day
"I respect older people because they made it through school without Google OR Wikipedia."
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"What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit? Mango!"
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"Rectum? Damn near killed'em Does anyone know the beginning of this joke? I only know the butt of it."
"what is green and has wheels? A frog, I lied about the wheels."
"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? -"
"Where is the best place to stream a suicide ? On Google HANGout."
"This morning I had a swollen testicle. ""I'd have simply preferred toast,"" I told my wife."
"A scientist Couldn't understand ""What is Marriage"" So he married, after it Now he couldn't Understand what is science ."
"Yo mamma so dumb..... That she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side."