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Joke of the Day

"Beef Jokes What's a cow no legs? Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs? Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs? Sarah Palin"

"I was there when my wife gave birth... I was there when my wife gave birth. I watched as piss came out, and then shit. I think my wife regrets letting me name the twins."

"My whole family loves iron It runs in our blood."

"[first time having sex] Me: are u sure u aren't too drunk? Couch cushion: ...."

"What would you do with $1 Million? I would buy a new butt, mine has a hole in it."

"More outlets please, anyone planning on building anything anywhere."

"let us remember today the most important immigrant refugee in all of history. that's right i'm talking about waldo from where's waldo"

"I walked into a shop yesterday... 14 stitches."

"What do tour call a man that is happy after performing oral sex on a woman Gladiator"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noeyedeer."