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Joke of the Day

"*sees cars lined up outside church* wife: Is that a funeral or a wedding? me: What's the difference?"

"[Knock at door] MAN: Hello I'm here to talk about Jesus Christ!! Sorry, a spider landed on me. I'm here to talk about bondage ME: Do come in"

"If you see a cat with a dart in it, that's my cat and I need him back, we aren't done yet."

"What the difference between a calender and you.... a calendar has a date on Valentines day."

"Toddler misbehaves, but follows it up with throwing his hands in the air and yelling ""Ta-da!"" so he won't get in trouble. Stealing it."

"I have beiber fever; every time i hear about him i get sick."

"I haven't watched porn since last year The past 6 hours has been tough"

"How can you tell that someone's a vegan? Don't worry; they'll tell you themselves."

"What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer? He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them."

"A blonde is walking down the street and sees a banana peel 10 ft in front of her She says to herself ""Oh no not again."""