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Joke of the Day

"I got kicked out of my club cuddling team today.. ..turns out they frown on the use of performance enhancing hugs."

"Raising awareness: Pinatas create unhealthy expectations of levitating rainbow donkeys."

"Don't forget to celebrate Columbus Day by moving in to someone else's house and telling everyone it's yours, then closing the post office."

"If I fave ur tweet on a Friday night pls know I'm doing it from the party club, where I am partyclubbing with my [opens dictionary] friends"

"Why do Canadians like number systems greater than Base-10? Because 7 8 9, A?"

"A vegan, an atheist and a reformed ex-smoker walk into a bar. Everyone else in the bar leaves."

"Confucius say...Man who fall in sewer trough, in deep shit."

"A plateau is the highest form of flattery. That's it..."

"Why does Santa carry a heavy sack? Because he come once in an year."