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Joke of the Day

"Al Gore to protest Amy Winehouse funeral... Something that toxic should not be going in the ground!"

"How does Bilbo take his tea? Bag-in"

"We wouldn't really have any national debt in this country if strippers would just pay their damn income taxes."

"A jewish guy asks his father for $20 His father replied, ""ten dollars? what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's a quarter."

"Let the Trucker Sleep"

"If you cross your fingers after surgery you'll heal faster Or maybe that's just super stichin'"

"I have a photographic memory But I ran out of film a long time ago"

"Did you know King Solomon made love to 1000 virgins but he never enjoyed great sex :-P"

"My kids just connected worlds in Minecraft. So now they can fight in a virtual universe too."

"What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit? Leddit go"