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Joke of the Day
"If you cross your fingers after surgery you'll heal faster Or maybe that's just super stichin'"
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"There are 2 kinds of people: 1) Happy morning people 2) Cranky morning people that fantasize about killing the happy morning people"
"What do you call a generalization made by a farmer? An overall statement."
"What soup weighs the most? Wanton soup. I'll leave now."
"_____________/\__________\o/_____ Swim little man swim! Swim away from the shark! You have to save yourself!"
"guy next to me on my flight is just staring forward. no movie, no book, nothing. so its been nice knowing you I'm about to be murdered"
"I like my coffee like I like my ships. Full of semen."
"I said to my wife Barb, You make an excellent point.'"
"My loose coins falls on the floor of my bedroom daily, often without my knowing. It just sits there for weeks sometimes until I pick it up. I guess you could say I have a hard time handling change."
"What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies? A Corgisbord."