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Joke of the Day

"A jewish guy asks his father for $20 His father replied, ""ten dollars? what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's a quarter."

"Fight club but just dueling neighbor's aggressively leaf blowing leaves onto each other's lawns."

"I asked my cellmate how long he's in for. He said, ""Until I ejaculate."""

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints!"

"I ordered popcorn before watching The Revenant. The concession worker asked if I wanted butter. ""Does a bear shit in leo's mouth?"""

"You can really scare someone when you yell ""Peek-a-boo!"". Especially when they're trying on clothes in the fitting room."

"Each comment thread is a joke, but each user may only post one word. You may only comment one word, or reply with one word to another comment. Good luck!"

"I might be overreacting, but being forced to scroll past other countries in a drop down menu makes me want to start a world war."

"It has been brought to my attention that people stickers on car windows are NOT pedestrian kills,but family members. Removing mine ASAP."

"What did the red dog say to the blue dog? Nothing, dogs can't speak."