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Joke of the Day
"My kids just connected worlds in Minecraft. So now they can fight in a virtual universe too."
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"Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit? The Khajiit."
"put ur hair in a man-bun. now put ur beard in a man-bun too. congratulations ur now a hamburger. be free, hamburger man."
"I respect the guy who drives his Blue BMW through the White Castle drive thru. It's like he's saying: ""I'm better than youbut not by much."""
"A woman lights a cigarette after intercourse ""Do you ever smoke after sex?"" she asks her husband. ""I've never checked."""
"What happens when a midget smokes weed? He gets medium."
"High School French In high school, I was in the French Club. All we would ever do is surrender to the German Club."
"acquaintances (tv show, sitcom): six peopel avoid grabbing a cup of coffee together for 10 years"
"""Count your blessings. Then count them again."" - OCD optimist"
"What did the Physics professor say to the fat kid in school? ""You've got a lot of potential!"""