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Joke of the Day

"How do you get down from an Elephant? You don't, you get down from a Goose."

"Why Donald Trump will win the primary but loose the general election? He can push through the Bushes but cannot climb a **Hill**ary."

"I just saved $30 on Taco Bell by telling a friend I don't have my wallet"

"What do you call cheese that's not yours? NACHO CHEESE!"

"Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8, 9/11 was an inside job"

"It's hard having a cheesy personality... I get Provolonely."

"Sharing your faith on Facebook is like sharing a fart in a elevator. It might feel nice to come out but no one really wants to hear it."

"I wish my penis was smaller. Then I could finally disprove the Planck length."

"How'd the preacher catch A.I.D.S. in Africa? Missionary style."