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Joke of the Day
"Why was the umbilical cord sad? He got cut from the naval base."
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"The Kool-Aid Man is a classy actor... even while crashing parties on TV, he never broke the 4th wall."
"@NBCSports thank you for making the sports"
"With subpar graphics and no discernable plot, TurboTax is, hands down, the worst video game I have ever played."
"""Election"" and ""erection"" actually have the same meaning. They're both about a dick rising to power."
"I reverse engineered a time machine... Eureka!"