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Joke of the Day

"In Australia what doesn't kill you is probably just saving you for the sharks."

"What Does Donald Trump Say as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a clever point made at one's expense? Toupee' my friend...Toupee'"

"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says... ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""

"Why did God invent yeast infections? [NSFW] So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt."

"what's black, white, orange and terrifying? My voters pamphlet."

"It's great to see that the French finally grew a pair of balls and took down a German Aircraft... but the war ended 70 years ago"

"I like to do my laundry naked so that all my clothes are clean. Unfortunately, the patrons at the laundromat don't seem to agree."

"I'm gonna open a business to wax chests with no pain at all. ...But can I really pull it off?"

"What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks? Minnesota"

"What do you call obnoxious almonds? DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!"