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Joke of the Day

"The Russian Army Q: Ho you Hld you -47 when running aay fro nuclea blast? A: On far stretched out hands coad, so the hot , fro the gun does not dip on s oned shoes!"

"I got this amazing girl's number at work today See you later Jane Doe 522/16!"

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't make cheap leather out of Ferraris."

"So a guy walks into a bar... Ouch."

"Friendly advice: Don't compare your girlfriend to an avocado. Even if she IS the good kind of fat."

"Do you know how much cocaine Charlie Sheen uses ? Enough to kill two and half a man."

"Roses are red... Violets are violet, That guy who hit that skyscraper was a really bad pilot."

"What's the best thing about doing 23 year olds!? There's 20 of them."

"....and that's how I ended up laying on the bedroom floor with a potato stuck in my ass."

"Joanke Its an inside joke."