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Joke of the Day
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered child molester."
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"What do fish in Jamaica smoke ? Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door."
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over ? Me: You wanted to watch me lick my ice cream cone ? Cop: Just go please"
"Que hace el pez cuando esta aburrido? Nada."
"What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist? Willing suspension of disbelief"
"You know who hates unexpected visitors? Osama Bin Ladin"
"What did the racist ghost say? Wight Power!"
"What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships? Tequila never goes bad"
"Tomorrow I'll go to the orphanage... ... and beat up some children. I mean, what would they do? Tell their parents?"
"Did you hear about the guy who told everyone goodbye and then didn't leave? It was much adieu about nothing."