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Joke of the Day
"My dad told me he was gay, i didnt believe him until my other dad comfirmed it"
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"I got a secret! I got a secret! Whiskey: Not anymore."
"Your mom farted... And the Universe came into being."
"What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube? The more you twist them the harder they get."
"Bill Gates walks into a Apple Store.... and as he is looking at the ipad he farts. He takes a whiff and says to an employee, you need to buy some windows."
"Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred? because they pump-kin"
"My dad I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"If fire shoots out of the chimney the Papal Conclave has selected a new drummer for Slayer."
"Dad : Did you hear about the kidnapping at school ? Son : No, what happened ? Dad : It is ok he woke up."