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Joke of the Day
"Your mom farted... And the Universe came into being."
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"What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it rub it rub it."
"Seeing as Rick Parfitt has died, does that mean... ...that the Status Quo has not been maintained?"
"What do you call a Jewish, German clergyman? Jew das Priest."
"A homeless man staggers into a bar Plot twist... it was soap. He landed a lucrative job shortly thereafter and started sweeping his problems under the rug like the rest of us."
"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Depends how big the ash tray is."
"""Oh you like this cake? (*Tosses cake out the window*) Oops."" - Game of Thrones"
"Definition of a Masochist... *Definition of a Masochist:* ***""Beat me! Beat me!""*** *Definition of a Sadist:* ***""No!""***"
"Why did the bigamist cross the road? To get to the other bride."
"[i walk up to a woman wearing headphones and take them off her and put them on] nice this song rules. what? sorry, can't talk. headphones on"