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Joke of the Day

"Dad : Did you hear about the kidnapping at school ? Son : No, what happened ? Dad : It is ok he woke up."

"I've always wondered what lice do to you It's a real head scratcher"

"I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say ""I'm hungry,"" so it died."

"What do 0/10 little boys enjoy? Catholic priests"

"I have a step ladder its a nice ladder, but I wish I knew my real ladder."

"Do people who swirl and sniff their wine in the glass know that it tastes just the same straight from the bottle? Amateurs."

"What's worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom eating his way out."

"Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!"

"Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery? To win dough."

"If you have no regrets you're either a liar or an asshole."