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Joke of the Day
"What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids? Jack The Kipper."
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"Parachuting is probably the best way to put your life in the hands of a backpack."
"At first, I was ashamed of reading erotica ,but then I came to terms."
"Hey waiters-I don't ever 'save room for dessert', I just stuff it in there and pray to God I don't have an accident."
"My girlfriend hates my cheesy jokes They really grate on her"
"Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night? (X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark."
"I'm starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all ..."
"[calls home] son: hello me: hi, put mom on the phone son: I can't me: why son: she's too heavy"
"It's okay when Daisy Duck walks around in high heels and with no pants on but when I do it people are all ""this is a church, young lady."""
"What do you tell someone who occupies space and has mass? You matter."