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Joke of the Day
"It's not a nap if you never got out of bed."
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"More retailers should adopt the ""Leave A Penny / Take A Penny"" system. It is literally, common cents."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how they got in there I will never know."
"What's a married couples favorite sex position? Doggy Style. The husband sits up and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? One, you racist!"
"What does a belt like to do? Getting Waisted"
"Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back."
"Him: Why do you wear riding boots? You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers? You don't sneak."
"What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes? An account-ant."
"People Say It's Annoying When I Talk To Myself... Stop being so hard on yourself."