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Joke of the Day

"What does a belt like to do? Getting Waisted"

"What did the male lamb say to the female lamb Nice rack"

"Why does the Little Mermaid where sea shells? Because she can't fit in B shells!"

"I have been feeling down on my karma lately.. so I bought a horse and named her Karma. Upvotes for me and Karma-horse."

"Damn girl, are you a 48-pack of frozen corn dogs? Because I thought it would last forever."

"Why did Tigger jump down the toilet? He was looking for Pooh."

"Did you hear about Dictionary: The Musical? It's a play on words..."

"She was Hannah Montana when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama."

"Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered."

"DON'T STOP BELIEVING! .....but feel free to be somewhat skeptical from time-to-time"