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Joke of the Day
"I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco"
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"I'm no scientist but wouldn't fat bottomed girls, if anything, slow the rocking world down?"
"Parent pro tip: Beware of the child who cleans their room without being prompted. They are about to ask to borrow money."
"what looks good hangin from a tree a apple and a black guy"
"Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down Because his belt buckle was on his hat ..."
"Cremation My last chance at a smoking hot body"
"Wanted to buy a 17th century European castle but I'm baroque."
"My wife always accuses me of having a favorite child. It's not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally."
"Say what you will about Hamas... ...but their education system is top notch. Over 90% of the children in Gaza become ""Rocket Scientists""."
"How loud can you talk? -Alcohol"