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Joke of the Day

"Him: Why do you wear riding boots? You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers? You don't sneak."

"Why did the elevator take antidepressants? It was feeling down"

"Cashier: Your total is $2,334.00. Me: Can you take off the avocado? Cashier: Okay, that will be $2.00."

"Boxed In There was a young girl from Peru Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""

"My parents tried to surprise me with a car this Christmas... Fortunately they missed."

"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan"

"How to climb a flight of stairs? Step one Step two Step three"

"Billion dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell ""I'm just cooking!"""

"9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big butt. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men."

"Why do many people call my penis the 'Big Mac'? Because it doesn't look as good or as big as it did in the adverts. :("