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Joke of the Day
"what's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot."
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"Why does Kim Jong Un so quick to anger? He's been holding in his shit for years"
"Funny Jokes, I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"Isn't it amazing that your wallet is always so close to your ass...but somehow never smells bad?"
"How long is a battleship. True or false? Wong! How long is a China man."
"Why does the zoo only have dogs? Because they shot the gorilla"
"Whats the difference between America and Yogurt? If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture."
"Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!"
"I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's seven years in a row now."
"I miss being a kid and playing cowboys and Indians. Now whenever I chase people around with a tomahawk I get arrested."