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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between America and Yogurt? If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture."

"""I love plates."" - Plato"

"Ground control to Kerbal III, how willing would you be to share your proximity to the equator? We have zero inclination."

"""OMG I'm so wet right now"" - Me after washing a spoon"

"How does a Mexican know when he's hungry? His ass stops burning."

"Doctor I swallowed a PEN!!! Doctor, Doctor I swallowed a PEN, WHAT DO I DO? Doctor: Use a pencil..."

"What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car? Dual air bags."

"A man asked his wife ""what would you do if i won the lottery?"" She said ""take half and leave your ass."" ""Good,"" he replied. I won twelve dollars, here's six, now get out."""

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na nas"

"Jedi Joke Padawan: Master, when I will become a Jedi, will I be allowed to use e-mail? Jedi Master: Of-course my child, only without attachments!"